Friday, March 26, 2010

You need a swift kick in the pants!


Some days I feel just like Calvin...everyone I know needs a swift kick in the pants, but nobody is buying. Why can't you realize that if you would just give my product a try, you would find your life suddenly transformed, and everything would become so clear. Arrrg! It's so frustrating to be a fountain of wisdom, but have no one come drink of your waters.